SAYONARA TUCKER

 

We’re gonna miss you, Tuck
Your lack of charisma
Your distortion of facts
Your xenophobia
Your conspiracy theories
Your far-right propaganda
 
Was it the Dominion litigation revelations?
The criticism of Fox management?
The bad-mouthing of the Orange Hoax?
The toxic workplace?
The M&M jokes?
 
Sean, Maria, Laura
And other Fox commentators
Are wondering who might be next
On the down escalators