HOAX’S BIG DAY

 

The Orange Hoax let us down
No courtroom drama
He scowled and sulked
And then scurried back to Florida
 
Where he tried to make up
For his earlier reticence
By rehashing grievances
On and on with little relevance
 
The prosecutor’s legal theory
Is a bit obtuse and murky
A misdemeanor records alteration
Becomes a felony when
In furtherance of a felonious intention
 
This may be accurate law
But in the political theater
It’s way over the head
Of MAGA’s lowest common denominator