Representative Lauren
Boebert is against
Pee pee in public
Which is apparently the kind of thing
That happens in a banana republic
She went close to berserk
In a Congressional hearing
Accusing a DC official of
Condoning public urination
In her rural Colorado district
Where the deer and the antelope play
Is there no outdoor urination
Not even on a holiday?
Or in every nook and cranny
In the wide open spaces
is there a well-maintained porta potty
Maybe close to
A wayward cow patty?
Pee pee in public
Which is apparently the kind of thing
That happens in a banana republic
She went close to berserk
In a Congressional hearing
Accusing a DC official of
Condoning public urination
In her rural Colorado district
Where the deer and the antelope play
Is there no outdoor urination
Not even on a holiday?
Or in every nook and cranny
In the wide open spaces
is there a well-maintained porta potty
Maybe close to
A wayward cow patty?
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