Republicans, particularly
those in Texas
Are fond of the “boyfriend loophole”
Like all real men
A non-live-in boyfriend
Needs his firearms
And shouldn’t be restrained
Just because he threatens his honey
With occasional pain
How else can a honey
Be kept in line
And prevented from sneaking
Into the boyfriend’s moonshine?
So stick to your guns, Republicans
Oops, maybe not a good cliché
Just trying to express the need
For gun regulation to go away
Are fond of the “boyfriend loophole”
Like all real men
A non-live-in boyfriend
Needs his firearms
And shouldn’t be restrained
Just because he threatens his honey
With occasional pain
How else can a honey
Be kept in line
And prevented from sneaking
Into the boyfriend’s moonshine?
So stick to your guns, Republicans
Oops, maybe not a good cliché
Just trying to express the need
For gun regulation to go away
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