NO BIG DEAL

So the President had a temper
What’s the big deal?
It’s not like there was an election
He was trying to steal
 
So he threw a plate
Against the wall
Who hasn’t done that
Every once in a while?
 
So he approved
Of hanging his VP
Just giving him a lesson
About loyalty
 
So he tried to strangle
A Secret Service Officer
An employee can be irritating
Even if he is your protector