WHAT IS HIS INVOLVEMENT?

tRump and the alleged Russian bounty

On soldiers of our nation

Is a disturbing matter that demands

Further investigation

Was the Odious Orange Outrage told

That his buddy Vladimir

Was targeting American soldiers

And doing it with a sneer?

More frightenly, in one of his private calls

To a Kremlin dark corridor

Did he and Putin hatch a scheme

To speed up our Afghan departure?

That is a conspiracy theory

Of the first order

But the Orange One’s conduct

Puts little beyond reality’s border

WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?

A Russian bounty on American soldiers?

Was this known to the Orange Gator?

If so then he deserves a new moniker

Hello Orange Traitor

His allegiance does not seem limited

To the United States

He’s giving his autocratic buddies

Access inside our gates

He envies their freedom

Their status as international reprobates

While he’s got to put up with

All sorts of legal restraints

LEADERSHIP IN ACTION

tRump’s planning a big Fourth

Flyovers, things that go boom

Only don’t wear a mask

Or you’ll have to leave the room

VP Pence reluctantly managed today

To wear a mask for a bit

But he didn’t wear it long

He didn’t want to offend the Orange Twit

Meanwhile “White Power” got pounced on

By the Twit himself

He loved the chant from a golf cart

And twittered it to everyone else

Yeah, “White Power” you numbnuts

That’s what the majority of voters want to hear

From the President of the United States

What an abysmal excuse for a leader

A FINE FELLA

To borrow author Louise Penny’s term

tRump is really a FINE fella

F**ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Egotistical

He also happens to be

Quite despicable

But enough with the name-calling

Let’s give the man credit

He’s showed us how

To deal with a pandemic

Just ignore the thing

More than a hundred thousand dead?

No big deal

Nothing to dread

And for God’s sake

Do not wear a mask

Manly men only do that

When their spouse passes gas

(With a shoutout to CC)

TIME RUNNING OUT

tRump has got four months

To turn impending disaster around

But all he seems capable of

Is running the nation into the ground

For a guy who convinced many

He was a manager extraordinaire

Well, he was right

No other manager could cause such despair

From gargling with bleach

To defending Confederate sculpture

He’s shown a great knack

For divisionist rupture

MONUMENT DEFENDER

How did a Yankee Huckster

From Queens New York

Become the defender of

Objectionable statues in a park?

Is it that Confederate Generals

Were losers just like he?

Is he attracted to the racism

So blatant in the Southern tree?

Or is he just being a contrarian

Trying to antagonize as many as he can

Picking fights with one and all

Over just about anything?

tRUMP VS COVID

Covid is giving tRump

The middle finger

Get lost blubber boy

And don’t linger

Thirty thousand new cases a day

Has become the norm

Social distancing and masks

Are only for those in a dorm

And only if they are wimps

And not manly men

Manly men don’t need

Protection from a tiny virus thing

Which is just a darn germ

That no one can see

Not even if they get down

On a bent knee

tRump’s solution is

Act like it’s all in jest

Pretend things are great

And not a damnable mess

TESTING, CHEATING, AND tRUMP

tRump has staked out his position

Covid is no big deal

Masks and social distancing

Are not needed for real

He’s a manly man

At least in his tiny brain

Real men don’t get covid

Only the weak succumb in this game

Testing is the problem

If we stopped testing for stuff

Life would not be so nasty

It would not be so rough

Testing for covid or anything

Just makes cheating that much harder

And Daddy taught him that cheating

Is necessary to maintain proper order

TWO FAT GUYS

Two fat guys

Barr and tRump

Between them have told more lies

Than molecules in a sugar lump

And in case your science is weak

And molecules aren’t your thing

That’s a helluva lotta lies

For two guys to bring

Now they’re playing games about who

Fired the Southern New York Attorney

Their trip around the facts

Is turning out to be quite a journey

Which is a common journey

For the Odious Orange Outrage

He works hard to avoid facts

He doesn’t want them on his page

POTENTIAL VP NOMINEE?

The female Mayor of Washington

Put Agent Orange in his place

Pointing out that his head was

As empty as his rallying space

Snap, Muriel!

You be cooking, Girl

You might even be

Vice President material

That Tulsa colosseum crowd

Was pretty sparse

Fewer people were there

Than on a tRump golf course

So which tRump flunkies

Will be taking the fall?

Ivanka and Jared are selecting victims

For the firing squad wall

AGENT ORANGE ENDS BAD WEEK

Barr says tRump did the firing

tRump says otherwise

The Keystone Cops certainly had

Nothing on these guys

And who was it got fired?

The U.S. Attorney for

The Southern District of New York

Who was after Giuliani full bore

So Agent Orange arrives in Tulsa

Bringing covid in his entourage

Maybe he was afraid

Local cases were not sufficiently large

The Tulsa rally is

Not starting well

Only a few diehards have shown up

For an evening in hell

BATTLE OF TULSA?

Agent Orange is sounding like

He wants blood to flow in Tulsa

He’s done with words

Now it’s time for far-right militia

He’s tired of being

Laughed at like a clown

There in Okie land

It’s his peeps and his town

And a few might be covided

They’ll do that for him

And if he asks

They’ll break someone’s shin

INCONVENIENT FACTS

tRump says covid is done

Pence is in agreement

The facts say otherwise

Facts can certainly be inconvenient

But facts have never been

Of more than passing interest to tRump

What’s difficult to grasp is

So many followers don’t think he’s a chump

Are Americans getting stupider?

Has social media lowered the nation’s IQ?

After centuries of progress has

A downturn infected the human zoo?

TULSA

Some in Tulsa are objecting

To tRump’s upcoming rally

Saying the city doesn’t need covid

As the price of tRump being happy

But tRump is determined

To have his way

He desperately needs a crowd’s energy

He really wants to play

As long as attendees

Promise not to sue

If you won’t sign

You and him are through

AN EXECUTIVE ORDER! WOW!

tRump issued an Executive Order

on police reform

The order really didn’t say much

Just that some stuff was wrong

 

But Agent Orange can now say

He’s on the case

He doesn’t like choke holds

Unless they’re committed by his base

 

He and his flunky Pence

Are pushing back on covid

Contending it’s now under control

That they’ve closed the lid

EXPIRATION DATE?

Didja see Agent Orange stumble

Down the inclined ramp

At his West Point speech?

He looked like a way-too-old gramp

And not like a

Commander in Chief

Prepared to lead the troops

Like a mean hunk of beef

His health is obviously deteriorating

Maybe his expiration date is near

The nation would certainly mourn the loss

Of such an excellent leader

AGENT ORANGE IGNORES THE PROTESTS

Agent Orange went golfing this weekend

He’s way ahead of Obama’s pace

He’s spent more time on the fairways

Than a bona fide golfing ace

But he needs to work on his swing

It involves too much loose fat

Throwing his balance off

He stumbles like a drunken rat

He’ll shortly be stumbling in Tulsa

As he attempts to have a rally

Maybe it’ll work out

Or maybe rallies have become a blind alley

CONFEDERATE HERITAGE IN QUEENS

Carry tRump back

To old Queens New York

That’s where the corruption and crookedness grow

That’s where he got his start

At not being very smart

At being dumb as a post

But a very good host

That is, as long as guests like

Fast food galore

If you want a decent meal

Stay away from tRump’s White House door

He gave a graduation address

To West Pointers today

Let’s hope that’s his last chance

For that particular military display

AGENT ORANGE TALKS TO FOX

Agent Orange gave his buddies at Fox

An interview today

He covered a bunch of stuff

Trying to appear in control of the fray

He even acknowledged the remote possibility

That he might not be re-elected

He said he would do other stuff

Whatever he selected

Thus a campaign strategy

Has been advanced

He really doesn’t care if he wins

He can find another dance

This would save embarrassment

If he got roundly trounced

It was the voters’ fault

They blew their chance

BACK TO YOUR BUNKER, PUDGY BOY

“Go back to your bunker”

The Seattle mayor said to the Orange One

After he threatened to bring

Her city under his thumb

So Agent Orange goes after

Another strong female

His masculinity is beginning to look

Pretty darn frail

But his racism is now looking

Pretty darn strong

He’s gonna hold a rally in Tulsa

Where a century ago lynching was not wrong

About fighting for heritage and causes

He has a lot to say

But it all sounds a bit hollow

As bone spurs have successfully kept him

From harm’s way

CONFEDERATE HERITAGE

New Yorker tRump

Is concerned about Confederate heritage

But shouldn’t traitorous generals who lost battles

Be more appropriately confined to a hermitage?

Bragg, Benning, Hood

Are familiar to any Army veteran

But these names were bestowed

During Jim Crow with no future reflection

Unfortunately Confederate heritage

Is not only about honoring soldiers

Who fought bravely for a bad cause

But also about imbedded racism

Which should give us pause

Time for a national change

About attitudes on race

If you can’t see the hurt

You haven’t gotten to first base

If you can see the hurt

But don’t care

Maybe you’re really

Beyond repair

If you can see the hurt

But indeed rejoice

You made the

Confederate heritage choice

CONSPIRACY THEORY PRESIDENT

The Odious Orange Outrage

Has found a new conspiracy

A seventy-five-year-old white guy

Has faked a serious injury

It wasn’t human blood

Flowing from his ears

It was ketchup surreptitiously placed

By one of his evil leftist peers

Wait, wasn’t the Odious Orange Outrage

A leading birther voice

Obama was born in Kenya

And thus an illegal choice?

The Orange One feeds on conspiracies

Like his lies they do not bind

No need to prove or defend

Just go to the next in line

BUNKER BOY

AG Barr is disputing

tRump’s weird claim

That he was only inspecting the bunker

And was not on the lam

So what other such duties

Does tRump undertake?

Checking the White House oven

To see if his cake is baked?

Flushing the White House toilets

To make sure no overflow?

Examining the White House faucets

To make sure they in fact flow?

Testing the White House mousetraps

To determine if they do the job

Of murdering the nasty rodents

Who desire the cheese to rob?

So many things to inspect

It’s a wonder he is able

To be the President

And also set the table

GENERALS HAVE HAD ENOUGH

The unemployment rate

Gave tRump a bump

Finally a bit of good news

Following lump after lump

Now if his generals

Would just stop criticizing him

For using America’s military

To carry out his latest whim

Don’t they understand

The military is his Army?

He can do with it what he wants

He’ll make the generals sorry

The finest general of his generation

Has chimed in with his opinion

Former Joint Chiefs Chairman Colin Powell

Says tRump has drifted from the Constitution

Powell also said

tRump lies all the time

Most of us know this, however

tRump’s truthfulness is not worth a dime

HUNKERING IN HIS BUNKER

Did tRump hunker in his bunker?

You darn well know he did

He crawled in way down deep

And yanked shut the lid

The Secret Service said

You can come out now, Sir

Are you really sure?

I’m still suffering from my bone spur

Muriel painted “Black Lives Matter”

On a street beside his place

He put up walls and barriers

But he can still feel the disgrace

His generals are in revolt

Melania’s message is peace

He hasn’t had a good week

And no golf for release

OVERWHELMING FORCE

OVERWHELMING FORCE

“An overwhelming show of force”

Was what Senator Cotton said was needed

To put the violent protests down

And police in Buffalo responded

By shoving Grandpa to the ground

How do you like them apples, Gramps?

Next time we’ll beat you senseless

We’re gonna teach you your place

And we will be relentless

Meanwhile, the Odious Orange Outrage

Continued his tone-deafness

Asserting the departed George Floyd

Would have approved of his economic adeptness

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More suggestions for the Lafayette Park Fiasco:

Bonespur’s Battalion Attacks

  (with a shoutout to DC)

Charge, And Ignore The Dog Poop

Gas The Squirrels