Tuesday, June 09, 2020

CONSPIRACY THEORY PRESIDENT


The Odious Orange Outrage
Has found a new conspiracy
A seventy-five-year-old white guy
Has faked a serious injury

It wasn’t human blood
Flowing from his ears
It was ketchup surreptitiously placed
By one of his evil leftist peers

Wait, wasn’t the Odious Orange Outrage
A leading birther voice
Obama was born in Kenya
And thus an illegal choice?

The Orange One feeds on conspiracies
Like his lies they do not bind
No need to prove or defend
Just go to the next in line

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