BUNKER BOY

AG Barr is disputing

tRump’s weird claim

That he was only inspecting the bunker

And was not on the lam

So what other such duties

Does tRump undertake?

Checking the White House oven

To see if his cake is baked?

Flushing the White House toilets

To make sure no overflow?

Examining the White House faucets

To make sure they in fact flow?

Testing the White House mousetraps

To determine if they do the job

Of murdering the nasty rodents

Who desire the cheese to rob?

So many things to inspect

It’s a wonder he is able

To be the President

And also set the table