HIP HIP HOORAY! CONGRESS IS RETURNING

The Odious Orange Outrage

Will soon be sharing the stage

Congress is about to return

To invoke its share of rage

Moscow Mitch has been

Sulking in Kentucky

Nursing physical and emotional injuries

And planning retaliatory skullduggery

He particularly wants to protect

His buddies in the NRA

To prevent any retreats

From guns for all every day

The Dems want progress

On their efforts to bring down

The Odious Orange Outrage

And ship him outta town