Sunday, September 08, 2019

FORECASTER IN CHIEF


“Approved by the White House”
Is the stamp now required
For all weather forecasts
Or NOAA will have your hide

And because the Odious Orange Outrage
Is never wrong
Weather will necessarily
Have to play along

So if you’re watching
A weather person on TV
Shivering under an umbrella
Streaming with water
Don’t be surprised
If they claim the day is dry
The sun pleasantly warm
And shining high in the sky

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