Thursday, September 05, 2019

BREAKING NEWS: DORIAN HEADING FOR ‘BAMA


Hurricane Dorian
Has done a one-eighty
It is now heading west
Alabama get ready

When questioned about
Its change of direction
Dorian replied, “Anything to shut up
The orange-headed infestation”

“I can’t handle another minute
Of his ridiculous insistence
That I was certain to strike
Alabama without hesitance”

“So let’s give him what he wants
And get on with our lives
Anything to shut him up
Before I develop hives”

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