THE TAPE

What kind of lawyer would tape a client?

A lawyer with a client like Trump

A lawyer who wants some self-protection

When the client is a truth-adverse chump

So does the tape prove any crime?

We’ll leave that one for the legalese

What it does prove, as if any further prove were needed

Is that Trump is a first class sleaze

Despite Giuliani’s distorted analysis

Cash or check is really not interesting

What is of interest is that DJ

Was buying silence for an adulterous fling

Will any of this really matter

Not unless the mid-term voting

Produces a Democrat majority

That might seriously consider a Trump-roasting

Oh, by the way

Putin’s not coming to DC

He most likely had quite enough of Trump

During that one day in Helsinki