COLLUSION

DJ says he didn’t collude

Never colluded, ever, not close

Doesn’t even know what collusion is

Just knows he’s never had a dose

Rudy says even if DJ did collude

It’s not a big to-do

Not even a minor crime

Just a little miscue

So when is collusion a no-no?

Maybe with another when you cheat on your spouse

Maybe with Putin

When you play the obedient mouse

Does collusion have a time component?

Sometimes it just fades away

For example, DJ and Melania obviously haven’t colluded

In many, many a day

Rudy may be doing his own colluding

Just not very successfully

The struggles between his mind and his mouth

Are painful to see