NO LONGER ORANGE?

 

Have you noticed?
The Orange Hoax’s hair
Is turning significantly white
He’s beginning to resemble a polar bear
Whose belt is too tight
 
A flaccid sickly polar bear
Incapable of catching its own food
He has delegated that task
To supporters who think he’s a dude
 
Thousands of those supporters
Descended on Washington today
He gave them a wave
As he went to a golf course to play

TRUMP CONCEDES, SORTA

 

The Orange Hoax conceded
Ambiguously and with reluctance
At a covid vaccine update
Where he was bragging about his competence
 
He alluded to the possibility
Of an Administration other than his own
Which is an implication that soon
He might be off the throne
 
That’s likely the most
The nation will get
From the narcissistic vain Hoax
Who thought his future was set

THE ORANGE HOAX IN 2024?

 

Maybe the Orange Hoax’s vision
Is a return in twenty twenty-four
All well and good if
It gets him today out the door
 
But it’s hard to imagine
That the nation would give him
After his chaotic first term
A second chance at governing
 
Once he’s out the door
His base will likely evaporate
Only the diehard whackos
Will remain in their trance-like state

THE LOSER’S FIRST WEEK

 

In his first week of
Seeing the Presidency gone
The Orange Hoax began
Dismantling the Pentagon
 
Ushered out were several
Competent officials
Replacing them were
Trumpian residuals
 
So one week down
Ten to go
Time enough for a narcissistic buffoon
To put on quite a show

THE HOAX’S THINKING

 

“What mischief can I
Rain on the nation?”
Wondered the Odious Orange Outrage
As he fumed about the election
 
“I’m not a loser
So I will not accept this loss
I’m still determined
To be the nation’s boss”
 
“The people still want me
They just don’t know it yet
So I’ll subvert democracy
Until they get the hint”

MAINTAINING THE CHAOS

 

The Orange Hoax lost the election
So he fires his SecDef
How many more will go
Before he catches his breath
 
Maintaining the chaos
That has defined his Administration
Is apparently the goal
As he nears its truncation
 
Never mind the harm
That might befall the nation
As he slashes and burns
In his petulant frustration

REALITY

 

The Odious Orange Outrage
Is trying to comprehend
The humiliating rejection
That hopefully is his political end
 
Unfortunately
Few in his entourage
Have the gonads to say
“Get a grip Bozo
Come January you’re no longer in charge”
 
Assuming his judicial efforts
Are to no avail
Can he make a comeback
Assuming he’s not in debtors’ prison or jail

DID HE SHOOT PAR?

 

Biden is the winner
That is, unofficially
Paperwork and certifications remain
And who knows what judicially
 
The Orange Hoax got the news
While hacking around a golf ball
Lies and golf have defined his Presidency
And significantly contributed to his fall

READY FOR TWO MONTHS OF FUN?

 

Segregated ballots
Provisional ballots
Absentee ballots
Military ballots
Early ballots
Election day ballots
CNN’s John King and his many peers
Have driven this citizen

To many beers
 
A result might be called tonight
But only unofficially
The uncertainty will likely last
Well into January
 
Bottom line is
The Odious Orange Outrage
Will likely need be dragged
Kicking and screaming
From the center of the stage

CHEATING, FRAUD, CORRUPTION

 

The Odious Orange Huckster
Claims cheating, fraud, corruption
He will fight in the courts
To impose his victory assumption
 
If the Dems are so corrupt
Here’s the puzzling question
How did the Senate
Apparently remain Republican?
 
Answer me that
Odious Orange Outrage
You say the Dems are corrupt
But only when it’s you on the stage

DAY TWO

 

Wisconsin, Pennsylvania
Michigan, Nevada
North Carolina, Georgia
And of course Florida
 
These are the states
Still in various stages of uncertainty
Biden is awaiting the vote count
The Orange Hoax is awaiting the judiciary
 
The Hoax doesn’t want
All the votes to be tallied
Just the votes for him
The rest can be shredded

WAITING

 

Waiting out the counting
Looks like this will take awhile
Think I’ll hit the sack
When I awake
Should I have a frown or a smile?
Or maybe neither
Because the counters
Might be taking a breather

PARTY OF VOTER SUPPRESSION

 

The Grand Old Party has become
The Party of Voter Suppression
It has filed multiple court cases
All seeking voter exclusion
 
And if the Republicans succeed?
So much for democracy
We would be well on the road
To Mussolini-style autocracy
 
The Orange Hoax is not a believer
In the democratic system
A desire to be fair and honest
Just flat missed him
 
What he believes in is
His own self-importance
That and the greatness
Of his Presidential performance

DID ORANGE HOAX GO TO CHURCH?

 

Did the Orange Hoax make it
To church today?
After all it’s Sunday
And he certainly should pray
 
Pray for his soul, that is
Assuming he has one
The Creator may have short-changed him
Which is why he’s emotionally numb
 
Two days to go
And the Hoax is still equivocating
As to how he might react
If the voters reject him as debilitating

HALLOWEEN

The Giant Orange Pumpkin

Has no treats for you

He does have tricks aplenty however

And that’s just flat true

For example he stranded

Hundreds of ralliers

On a cold evening

Because of incompetent staffers

Indeed incompetency has been

the mark of this Presidency

The incompetence flows from the top

Descending through the political bureaucracy

Halloween

An evening of the walking dead

Hopefully that will describe tRump

He with the Orange head

FINALLY, THE FINAL WEEKEND

 

Into the final weekend
Candidates going all out
Media in high gear
What’s it all about?
 
What it’s about is
The Odious Orange Outrage
Who captured the Presidency
And made it his own stage
 
It’s about whether
A corrupt narcissistic hyperbole
Exemplifies America
Or is just an historic anomaly

ONE DAMN LONG TURN

 

This turn we’re supposedly rounding
Is one damn long turn
Waiting for its end
Could give the nation heartburn
 
Government by cliché
Doesn’t seem the best approach
Not much better than
Following a wayward roach
 
But that’s what the Orange Hoax is
A walking talking cliché
Nary an innovative thought
Just belligerence, arrogance, and a loud bray

JARED WEIGHS IN

 

Jared Kushner said
The Hoax’s strategy
Was to blame the states
For the Hoax’s covid inadequacy
 
Pleased with himself
Basking in his junior adulthood
Little Jared blabbed this
To Robert Woodward
 
Jared also bragged
That the Hoax was taking back
The country from the doctors
Although “stealing” might be more apt
 
Not many people
Have a President for a father-in-law
Especially one as incompetent and corrupt
As the Odious Orange Outlaw

COVID, COVID, COVID

 

Covid, Covid, Covid
That’s all the Hoax hears
He’s getting tired of it
It’s driving him to tears
 
Trump, Trump, Trump
Is what he wants to hear
He wants the masses to chant it
Year after year
 
But the masses only consist
Of the lowest common denominator
Those above the lowest
Have had enough of the national tormentor

UNCONTROLLABLE PANDEMIC

 

White House chief of staff Mark Meadows
Says we’re not gonna control the pandemic
Well that’s really fine
So much for the leadership dynamic
 
If you feel covid coming on
Just give a reluctant sigh
Put your head between your legs
And kiss your butt goodbye
 
The Odious Orange Outrage
Wants the nation to stop complaining
Accept covid in your life
And give the Hoax four more years of bloviating