NO LONGER ORANGE?

 

Have you noticed?
The Orange Hoax’s hair
Is turning significantly white
He’s beginning to resemble a polar bear
Whose belt is too tight
 
A flaccid sickly polar bear
Incapable of catching its own food
He has delegated that task
To supporters who think he’s a dude
 
Thousands of those supporters
Descended on Washington today
He gave them a wave
As he went to a golf course to play