READY FOR TWO MONTHS OF FUN?

 

Segregated ballots
Provisional ballots
Absentee ballots
Military ballots
Early ballots
Election day ballots
CNN’s John King and his many peers
Have driven this citizen

To many beers
 
A result might be called tonight
But only unofficially
The uncertainty will likely last
Well into January
 
Bottom line is
The Odious Orange Outrage
Will likely need be dragged
Kicking and screaming
From the center of the stage