PREPARING FOR ELECTION THEFT

So how did the Odious Orange Outrage

Spend his weekend?

Playing golf with Brett Favre

And tossing tRump hats in the wind

Meanwhile, the coronavirus

Gallops across the land

Defying tRump’s assertion

That everything is grand

He is busy with one project

Unfavorable election results

Might require a federal force

Ready to make adjustments

So he’s sending feds into states

Ostensibly to protect federal property

But they might come in handy

If votes become a Republican liability

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LAW AND ORDER CANDIDATE WITH CRONIES

It’s proving hard to move beyond

“Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV”

The absurdity is so, well, absurd

And fits the Orange Hoax so precisely

But the effort should be made

Because more serious matters loom

Such as tRump’s invasion of American cities

In search of a political boom

He’s pinning his re-election hopes

On being the law and order guy

Which is a bit laughable considering

His many cronies with a finger in the public pie

BRILLANT, OR ANAL RETENTIVE?

Remembering his cognitive exam sequence

“Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV”

Is apparently a big deal in the life

Of the Giant Orange Flea

He sees it as a sign

Of his intellectual standing

But it might better reflect

His anal retentive ranking

This would explain

His ability to regurgitate

Odd irrelevant pronouncements

During verbal give and take

Actually, just during verbal give

Because he tolerates no verbal take

His verbal endeavors are one-sided

With a heavy anal retentive slate

LAW, ORDER, AND COGNITIVE EXCELLENCE

The most lawless President

In the nation’s history

Sees a law and order campaign

As the path to a November victory

tRump is also claiming to be

The smartest President in history

Because he aced a cognitive test by recalling

Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV

For this he received praise

From a coterie of sycophant doctors

Who winked at one another

And whispered “This guy is bonkers”

ORANGE HOAX’S FEDS ARE COMING

tRump is pursuing

Another election strategy

Which is to attack American cities

And bludgeon their citizens indiscriminately

He’s apparently come to the belief

That tough guy action

Will appeal to enough voters

To prolong his White House occupation

In response to much criticism

He seems to have backed off a tad

Suggesting his feds might only descend

If the Democrat mayors want them real bad

He also made

A very questionable assertion

“I’ve done more for Black Americans

Than any President except maybe Abraham Lincoln”

MARTIAL LAW PREP

The Grand Orange Hoax

Is prepping the nation for martial law

In case the voters in November

Reject his rapidly fading star

He wants us use to Federal agents

Patrolling the streets in battle dress

Demanding ID and enforcing curfews

And poking us with clubs in the chest

Is martial law a real possibility?

No way of knowing for sure

tRump considers himself always a winner

losing might be more than he can endure

COGNITIVE ASSESSMENT EXAM

Did the Odious Orange Outrage

Cheat on his cognitive assessment exam?

Did he hire a youngster

Who knows the difference between truth and spam?

The Orange Hoax is

Resurrecting briefings on covid

Maybe he’s found more stuff

To inject under his eyelid

It is what it is

tRump likes to say

And for him conspiracies

Are here to stay

His grasp of reality

Is tenuous at best

Conspiracies motivate him

And he won’t give them a rest

GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER

tRump persists in claiming

He’s done more than any other President

In the three and a half years

He’s been the White House resident

Which anyone with a passing knowledge

Of American history knows

Is more than ludicrous

Is like claiming you have twelve toes

tRump also claims

He produced the best economy ever

There was no unemployment

And all were getting richer

What, you don’t remember

That spectacular economy?

You must be a liberal Democrat

Who believes in socialist anarchy

ORANGE HOAX ATTACKS AMERICA

tRump has invaded

A U.S. city in Oregon

Portland is the target

And tRump wants it gone

When that is accomplished

He’ll send his deep state army

To another American city where

Democrats and Republicans aren’t in harmony

He seems bent on creating

The maximum internal disruption

Resulting in the nation resembling

A tRump family function

Working in his favor is that

Many Americans on the political fringes

Get their jollies in

Fratricidal-type binges

IS THE ORANGE HOAX A SHE?

The Trump family is not that unusual

Many families have a louse

Only in rare cases, however

Does the louse end up in the White House

An image that is catching on

Is that tRump is very feminine

Not real world feminine but

Cartoonish stereotype feminine

He/She whines, is self-absorbed

Gossips maliciously, talks incessantly

Requires constant attention, pampering, praise

And has world-class vanity

So he’s not a tough guy at all

But a cartoonish obnoxious female

He’s not driving the Harley

Just holding the driver’s tail

GOYA BEANS, YUMMY

Used to like the Goya Bean

Till tRump came on the scene

Now I wouldn’t have a Goya Bean

Even if it cured cancer of the spleen

Goya, how can you back

The Odious Orange Outrage

Who doesn’t pass gas

While he’s on stage?

His revolting excretions

Are so prolific from his throat

That his lower orifice

Resembles a dried-up moat

Stick to beans, Goya

And leave politics to the depraved

Particularly if you’re enamored

Of a tsunami wave

ORANGE HOAXERS GANG UP ON FAUCI

Dr. Fauci was attacked

By trade guy Navarro

Who most not members of the far right

Consider an intellectual zero

Even the Orange Hoax himself

Came forward with lukewarm support

For Fauci and his efforts

Against the coronavirus onslaught

tRump and his sycophants

Are obviously playing a game

Attacking Fauci without let up

But continually shifting the blame

The Orange Hoax attained the Presidency

In part because of his alleged inventory

Of management skills extraordinary

But the inventory container was empty

FAIRY TALES

The Orange Hoax had a presser

In which he droned on and on

At least two lies a minute

Then three brief questions and he was gone

It’s gonna be hard for Joe Biden

To defend himself in this campaign

The Hoax throws out so much garbage

That the target doesn’t know where to begin

The hope has to be

That the American voter

Will not be swayed by

A fast-talking, truth distorting

Allegedly 2.8-handicap golfer

FAUCI, YOU’RE TOO COMPETENT

The tRump sycophants

Have set their sights on Fauci

A bona fide scientist

Who speaks truth to authority

Truth and facts

Have fallen victim to the needs

To support the Orange Hoax’s

Many misdeeds

How will future scholars treat

This period in our history

When a great number of citizens

Took a gargantuan flight of fancy?

Is this a problem

With just one Orange Man

Or is this a problem that has engulfed

Far too many of has band?

SCIENCE AND tRUMP

Guy who most likely cheated

On science in high school

Is making scientific decisions

Without any mental tool

His brain is empty

Doesn’t recognize numbers or facts

It’s submerged in politics

With narcissism oozing from the cracks

The good of the nation?

Not a factor for tRump

He’s only looking for

A good political bump

As for the voters

His only concern

Is whether they’re for him

If not, let them burn

FERRET FACE

tRump finally gave in!

He wore a mask

Now maybe the goobers

Can stop talking trash

He must really want to be

Re-elected President

To surrender to the chorus

Of the elite self-selected

Didja’ see his little ferret eyes

Peering over the top of the mask

No wonder he didn’t want

To give his detractors a laugh

Meanwhile the coronavirus

Is engulfing the nation

Mavbe he should cover his eyes

To avoid the devastation

NO NEW HAMPSHIRE RALLY? DARN

No rally this weekend

In the great state of New Hampshire

Pandemic combining with tropical rain

Would produce Tulsa-like disaster

Plus the Governor apparently said

Everybody gotta wear a mask

The Great Orange Hoax

Is not up to such a task

Meanwhile Roger Stone

Gets his sentence commuted

Helps to have a benefactor

whose moral code is convoluted

CRACKS IN PARADISE?

A few of tRump’s people

Are beginning to rebel

Not anything overt

Like telling him to go to hell

Just eye-rolling and sarcasm

As in “Yeah Boss, that’ll work well”

If at this point

You still take him seriously

You’re part of the problem

And deserve being viewed derisively

The Orange Hoax manages

With his gut

Sometimes, however

His gut consults his butt

Neither is a

Good source of advice

But when the brain is empty

You roll the dice

ANTI-SCIENCE PRESIDENT

In choosing between

Dr. Fauci and the Orange Hoax

Do you go with a bona fide scientist

Or the guy whose SATs were a joke?

tRump and schools

He’s got it in his head

That they need to open

No staying home in bed

And when he gets fixated

His staff must act

Pence goes into a trance and others

Morph into a sycophantic pack

So from his palace in DC

He’s federalizing education

That’s quite a journey

From SAT falsification

CHEATING ON THE SATS

Did the Odious Orange Outrage

Really bribe someone smart

To take his SATs

While he played in the park?

From what we now know about him

It certainly is not inconceivable

That he cheated his way into college

Indeed it is extremely believable

His niece calls her uncle

A bona fide psychopath

Also very believable based on

Three years of watching his wrath

tRump has given notice

That he’s departing the WHO

If we’re fortunate it’s just him

And Biden will return to the status quo

TRUMP'S MONUMENT

Not too soon to contemplate

What tRump’s monument might be

Maybe sitting astride a golf cart

Massaging bone spurs on his knee

Or feasting on fast food

Burgers, fries, and the like

Ignoring veggies and fruits

Which don’t deserve a bite

Or holding a bible aloft

With a quizzical look on his face

As in “What the hell am I doing

Why did I come to this place?”

Or following the example of

Sculptors from Ancient Greece

Start with a naked body

And add a tiny flaccid penis

TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

One thing tRump won’t need

When he’s done with his excesses

Is a Presidential Library

To highlight his successes

The first hurdle is

His only success has been

Conning enough gullible voters

To get an Electoral College win

Another hurdle is

Building a sufficiently huge structure

To house the thousands of lies

He has seen fit to utter

The concrete required for that

Would severely deplete the world’s supply

There would not be enough remaining

To build even a small pigsty

SLAVE OWNER ENVY

Why is a product of Queens New York

That product being the Odious Orange Outrage

So infatuated with the Confederate cause

That he preaches it from every stage?

Could be he’s envious

Of slave owners from long ago

They had the type of power

That could appeal to an enormous ego

Requiring homage and servitude

From others of the human race

Is the goal of some

And the way they measure their place

tRump wishes it was 1850

And the nation was one big plantation

He could order the men to do his bidding

And the women to provide him “satisfaction”

DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

tRump has gone to Mount Rushmore

To pal with George, Tom, Abe, and Teddy

His chance of getting his face on a mountain

Is worth less than a penny

And then he’s back to DC

For his own expensive shindig

He will gloat, gobble, and grunt

Just like a real fat pig

His speech at Mount Rushmore

Was not about bringing the nation together

It was about driving Americans apart

Just like his inauguration speech

It was carnage and thunder

In three and a half years

His tone and emphasis haven’t changed

He attacks his fellow citizens

He has a very limited mental range

WE’VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL

The Republican Governor of Texas

Has mandated masks for

The freedom-loving cowpokes

Who inhabit his state by the score

Fifty thousand new cases

From across the nation

Setting a new record

tRump deserves a congratulation

He says not to worry

We’ve got it under control

Which is a falsehood at best

And more correctly a lie very bold

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

The U.S. is in the lead!

More covids than any other nation

Instead of trying to ignore the fact

tRump should exude satisfaction

He always wants to be

Number freaking one

And now he is

Number one in the pandemic sun

And also number one

In general lack of empathy

In uttering perplexing thoughts

And in disloyalty to his country