FAIRY TALES

The Orange Hoax had a presser

In which he droned on and on

At least two lies a minute

Then three brief questions and he was gone

It’s gonna be hard for Joe Biden

To defend himself in this campaign

The Hoax throws out so much garbage

That the target doesn’t know where to begin

The hope has to be

That the American voter

Will not be swayed by

A fast-talking, truth distorting

Allegedly 2.8-handicap golfer