ORANGE HOAX’S FEDS ARE COMING

tRump is pursuing

Another election strategy

Which is to attack American cities

And bludgeon their citizens indiscriminately

He’s apparently come to the belief

That tough guy action

Will appeal to enough voters

To prolong his White House occupation

In response to much criticism

He seems to have backed off a tad

Suggesting his feds might only descend

If the Democrat mayors want them real bad

He also made

A very questionable assertion

“I’ve done more for Black Americans

Than any President except maybe Abraham Lincoln”