FOX, FOR NEWS YOU LIKE

 

Fox needs a new slogan
Downplaying their portrayal
As a news organization
And highlighting their emphasis
On prejudicial presentation
 
Turn to Fox
If unhappy with the news
Our prejudicial presentation
Will chase away your blues
 
Tucker, Sean, Laura
Hop on the bandwagon
Don’t pretend anymore
That bias and bigotry
Aren’t what your followers adore