ANTI-WOKE TEACHING

 

What can teachers teach
In an anti-woke nation?
That there was no slavery in America
Just an influx of African emigration
 
That the so-called Civil War
Was just an exhilarating event
With blue states on one side
And grey states on the other
The outcome being a mutual agreement
 
That the birds and the bees
Are best left alone
When the critters get aroused
They can make you groan
 
That Govs DeSantis and Youngkin
Are first-class educators
Also outstanding creators, administrators
And most definitely not exaggerators