DAVID’S JUNK

  

Parental complaints at a Florida school
Cost a principal her position
She hadn’t given parents the required notification
Prior to a presentation
On Michelangelo’s sculpture of David
Naked with nothing left to the imagination
 
You have to be a real prude
To say no to cultural history
Or maybe the protestors

Werent prudes at all
But people who thought Michelangelo
Had sculpted David’s junk too small