AI CHATBOT

 

Did AI Chatbot
Produce this verse?
Or was it Cranky the human
Being perverse
 
If you find it entertaining
It was obviously Cranky
If you find it gibberish
It was the Chatbot obviously

RON VERSUS GOOFY

 

Ron DeSantis’
War on Disney
Does not bode well
For his possible presidency
 
With all the serious matters
Presented to the President
Would there really be time
To pursue Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse
For an alleged crime?
 
Ron seems motivated
By ephemeral wokeness
And personal vendettas
Rather than bona fide government business

MAYBE MOLDOVA?

 

Unable to take Ukraine
Putin might have his sights on Moldova
A neighbor to Ukraine’s south
And if that doesn’t work out
Maybe it’s exile to Siberia
Where he could while away his remaining years
Playing “glorious history” trivia

NATIONAL DIVORCE

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Wants the red states and blue states
To pursue formal separation
She wants red state goobers
And blue state goobers
To each live in isolation
 
But the problem is, Marjorie
Some red goobers
Live in blue states
And some blue goobers
Live in red states
So what’s the solution?
Forced migration?

ONE YEAR AGO

 

One year ago
Slashing into Ukraine
Came the Russian Bear
Intent on conquest
But Ukraine is still there
 
Putin envisioned himself
As restoring the legacy
Of first the Czars and then Joseph Stalin
And their “glorious history”
 
But within that “glorious history”
Is much rampaging and slaughtering
Which pretty much describes
What Putin is accomplishing

“I PROMISED”

 

Kevin said “I promised”
To release the Capitol security tapes
But Kevin, you didn’t promise them only
To the Fox biased news flakes
Particularly the show-boating Tucker
Who’s known for his fact reshapes

WOKE OR JOKE

 

The Democratic Party
May be woke
But the Republican Party
Is becoming a joke
 
There’s Kevin McCarthy
Giving Fox’s Tucker Carlson
Exclusive access to security tapes
For him to comment on
 
Or George Santos
Of embellishment fame
Truth to him
Is just plain lame
 
Or Marjorie Taylor Greene
Screeching through life
craving attention
Luxuriating in strife
 
So maybe being woke
Is not so bad
When the alternative is
A Comedic Olympiad

JOE GOES TO UKRAINE

 

Joe goes to Ukraine
Says the West is a staunch ally
Then gives a speech in Poland
Sticking a finger in Putin’s eye
 
This is looking more and more
Like a long drawn-out war
The only quick end might require
Russians throwing Putin out the door

EMBELLISHMENT GAP

 

Resume writers are needed
By the Democratic National Committee
To close the embellishment gap
With the Grand Old Party
 
George Devolder Santos put
Embellishment on the Republican agenda
Other Republicans are now jumping
Into the embellishment hacienda
Most notably Andy Ogles of Tennessee
And to a lesser extent
Anna Paulina Luma of Florida
 
It might not be long before
Republicans formally embrace the new direction
By establishing an embellishment caucus
To aid in embellishment collection

PRESIDENTIAL RANKINGS

 

President’s Day
A time for a look at the archive
In 2021 a C-SPAN survey
Of Presidential historians
Gave Presidential rankings a dive
At the bottom were three Presidents
From the Civil War era
Pierce, Johnson, Buchanan
And number Forty-Five

JOKE TV

 

Three Fox “News” commentators
Carlson, Ingraham, Hannity
Sold their souls for money
And henceforth reside
In journalistic infamy
 
Off the air they admitted
The Orange Loser was not re-elected
On the air they asserted
Fraud, corruption, and facts convoluted

MARJORIE AND GEORGE TEAM UP

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Is the MAGA queen
George Devolder Santos
Is the liars club host
 
The two are among
The co-sponsors of a measure
That would ban school books
Which incur the far-right’s displeasure
 
That’s what the nation needs
The federal government reviewing school books
To insure the books reflect
How the whackos' world looks

QUIBBLING

Since his State of the Union triumph
And the economy’s favorable performance
Republicans are reduced to quibbling
In their struggle with Uncle Joe
And his governance
 
Example is the Chinese balloon thing
Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene
Screeched that the giant balloon
Should have been destroyed
The first afternoon
 
Really Marjorie?
Dropping the several ton contraption
Onto a town or city
Seems like an unnecessary
Overreaction 

STEALING PUPPIES

 

Stealing puppies
From an Amish Farmer
What’s next, George
Molesting the farmer’s daughter?
 
Or maybe a scam
Targeting orphans
They’re your type of target
Vulnerable unprotected little humans

NIKKI STEPS FORWARD

 

Nikki Haley is in the race
How many more wannabe Presidents
Will formally announce their desire
To occupy the White House residence?
 
The Odious Orange Loser
Is hoping for a lot
The more crowded the primary field
The more he likely has a shot

PUTIN’S SLAUGHTER

 

Putin is ramping up his effort
To resume the offense
He’s throwing Russian bodies
Indiscriminately into the fray
Casualties will likely be immense
 
It’s how the Soviets defeated Germany
Back in WW Two
Putin certainly hopes
The strategy is good for a redo

LITTLE GREEN MEN

 

Chinese spy balloons?
What these things really are
Is little green men from afar
Come to take our intellectual measure
We could get them to go away
by having them observe
the House Weaponization Committee
in session for a day

SUPER BOWL

 

Super Bowl Sunday
Time to take a break
From the political kerfuffle
That is giving the nation a headache
 
Chiefs and Eagles
Who’s your money behind?
You are betting, right?
Or are you a weirdo of some kind?
 
Just know that
Online sports betting sites
Are coming for you
And your house and car
And your pension too

CLOWN-CAR CAUCUS

 

The Clown-Car Caucus
Also called the Republican Party
Is pursuing its primary goal
Which is affirming conspiracy
 
Weaponizing the deep state
The FBI colluding with the Presidency
The Biden family’s activities
The Caucus is bent on finding
Democratic impropriety
 
The heck with the economy and policy
Foreign affairs are of little concern
What the Clown-Car Caucus wants
Is to make the Dems squirm

PUFFY COAT

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene
Did a George Costanza
Sporting a puffy coat
At the State of the Union extravaganza
 
Then during Joe’s Speech
She did a Kramer
By disruptive conduct that included
Screeching the President was a liar

SICK PUPPY

 

Mitt Romney has roused the wrath
Of Sick Puppies everywhere
He said George Santos was one of them
And they don’t think that’s fair
 
Take it easy, Sick Puppies
Mitt was just shooting from the hip
Most likely it was something that
In hindsight he regrets letting slip

JOE HITS THE LONG BALL

 

At the State of the Union speech

Joe was pretty pumped
Telling us how well he’s done
He didn’t seem eighty
Maybe no more than sixty-one
 
As Joe got more feisty
Kevin seemed to grow more morose
His blinks became longer and longer
He looked like he’d just eaten burnt toast
 
A big question of the night was
Would George Santos be there
And by golly he was!
Wonder if he’ll be there next year
Mitt Romney reportedly told him
“You don’t belong here”
 
Maybe the most eye-catching thing
Was Arizona’s Kirsten Sinema
Sporting a bright yellow outfit
With huge puffy shoulder sleeves
Making her look like a piñata

ORANGE LOSER LET IN THREE BALLOONS

 

During the Orange Loser’s Administration
Three Chinese spy balloons
Transited the United States
Probably while the Loser
Was watching cartoons
 
This most definitely was
A most deplorable situation
And certainly requires
A Special Counsel investigation

VOTERS AREN’T EXCITED

 

Polls are showing
Americans are not particularly happy
About either party’s leading contender
For White House residency
 
But maybe lack of enthusiasm
Is for the best
When Americans get too excited
They can create a mess
Witness the Jan 6 insurrection
Where thanks to an overheated mob
Democracy was in distress

MAV GETS BALLOON

 

Maverick’s F-22
Came in low
The balloon sought higher air
Mav flipped on his back
The balloon said “No fair”
Mav countered “Sorry ‘bout that”
And sent a Sidewinder on a tear
 
Meanwhile MAGA Republicans
Took the opportunity
To bad-mouth the President
Thus proving for them
Everything is a political event 

BALLOON ATTACK!

 

How should the nation respond
When it is invaded by
A really big balloon
Way up in the sky?
 
Shoot it down?
Taunt is that the best you can do?
Launch a retaliatory balloon?
Stop feeding the pandas in the National Zoo?

"GIMME EAT"

 

On Wednesday
The House Judiciary Committee
Had a heated debate regarding
A proposal that the pledge of allegiance
Begin each committee meeting
 
The debate quickly degenerated into
“I’m more of a patriot than you”
It was reminiscent of
The Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade
Of Joseph Heller’s Catch 22
 
So Matt Gaetz
In the words of Major ___ de Coverley
“Gimme eat”
How’s that for loyalty?

KEVIN AND JOE

 

Kevin and Joe
Had a meeting
Concerning the debt ceiling
Kevin emerged beaming
MAGA Republicans began screaming
 
We don’t want compromise, they shouted
We want insurrection
We want total victory
We want our Orange Lord
Back in the Presidency