EMBELLISHMENT GAP

 

Resume writers are needed
By the Democratic National Committee
To close the embellishment gap
With the Grand Old Party
 
George Devolder Santos put
Embellishment on the Republican agenda
Other Republicans are now jumping
Into the embellishment hacienda
Most notably Andy Ogles of Tennessee
And to a lesser extent
Anna Paulina Luma of Florida
 
It might not be long before
Republicans formally embrace the new direction
By establishing an embellishment caucus
To aid in embellishment collection