"GIMME EAT"

 

On Wednesday
The House Judiciary Committee
Had a heated debate regarding
A proposal that the pledge of allegiance
Begin each committee meeting
 
The debate quickly degenerated into
“I’m more of a patriot than you”
It was reminiscent of
The Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade
Of Joseph Heller’s Catch 22
 
So Matt Gaetz
In the words of Major ___ de Coverley
“Gimme eat”
How’s that for loyalty?