MEETING OF THE GREATS

 

Elon Musk and Kevin McCarthy
Got together Thursday
Wonder if “Congressman” Santos
Stopped by to watch them play
 
Fourth-ranking House Republican
Elise Stefanik
Might have been there to
Making sure the gathering
Didn’t turn into a day at the zoo
 
Maybe they were planning for George
To do his drag queen routine
On the House floor
Just the thing to calm
The deficit ceiling uproar