DEEP STATE TAKES ON FONTS

 

In a most troublesome move
The Department of State
In changing its internal communications font
From Times New Roman to Calibri
A step many regard
As treasonous banditry
 
Obviously the MAGA Republican House
Will have to investigate
Subpoenas and maybe a Special Counsel
Will be necessary to calibrate
This latest bit of treachery
By the deep state
While the deficit ceiling matter
Will just have to wait