Saturday, December 31, 2022

WELCOME 2023

 

Welcome aboard
Two Thousand Twenty-Three
What are you bringing
To human history?
 
Gonna be hard to top
Your predecessor, Twenty-Two
Who brought Ukrainian genocide
But managed to avoid
A Republican red tide
 
Perhaps, and hopefully, Twenty-Three
You will accelerate the Orange Loser’s
Downward direction
And confirm his legacy
As the worst ever Presidential selection

Friday, December 30, 2022

THE LOSER’S TAXES

 

Finally, the Orange Loser’s taxes
Are no longer a mystery
The bottom line seems to be
Accountants scored a victory
In keeping the Loser’s finances
Quite obscure and murky
 
Why did the Loser
Have foreign bank accounts?
Maybe because they made it easier
To disguise questionable amounts
 
No wonder the IRS
Didn’t audit him per the law
One glance was enough
To give agents lockjaw

Thursday, December 29, 2022

WILL PUTIN EVER SEE JUSTICE?

 

Putin continues with his genocide
Attempting to win his war through body count
Will he ever see justice for his atrocities?
Not until the Russian people
Overcome their autocratic partialities
 
For its habitants
An autocratic nation can be comforting
Just accept the status quo
No need to get overwrought
Just go with the flow

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

WHAT TO DO ABOUT GEORGE

 

Maybe Dems shouldn’t push
To deny George a seat
Having him around
Could be kinda neat
A constant irritant
To throw at Republicans feet
A snicker-trigger when
Republicans get preachy and won’t retreat

Tuesday, December 27, 2022

ANOTHER REPUBLICAN STAR

 

Another Republican star
Is scheduled to take office
George Santos of New York
Recently elected to Congress
 
Turns out “Congressman” Santos
Lies like a dog
Maybe the New York Environment
Causes brain fog
Like the malady affecting the Orange Loser
When he’s ranting like a hog
 
The choice now facing Republicans
Is principle or expediency
The former because it’s ethically correct
The latter to protect their slim House majority
That choice is partly in the hands of
Flexible backbone McCarthy

Monday, December 26, 2022

DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS

 

It was the day after Christmas
And all through the nation
Politicians were taking a break
From mutual vilification
 
The Pathetic Orange Loser
Was relaxing a bit
After a Christmas day rant
pronounced America unfit
 
But do not despair
The political wars will return
With each side chanting
“Burn Baby burn”

Sunday, December 25, 2022

TURKEY SANDWICH

 

Kayleigh McEnany
White House Press Secretary
For the Orange Loser
Told the Jan 6 Committee
If she had known the Capitol
Was being assaulted by a mob of many
She would not have continued eating
Her sandwich of turkey
 
Hey Kaleigh,
Would you also have discontinued eating
If other meats were involved?
Or is there a meat you couldn’t abandon
Even to warn your superiors
Of a possible ongoing Armageddon?

Saturday, December 24, 2022

CHRISTMAS WITH THE GRINCH

 

It was the day of Christmas
And in Mar-a-Lago
The Bloviating Orange Grinch
Was nursing his ego
 
Recent history had not been favorable
The expected red tide
Was barely a ripple
The Jan 6 Committee
Had recommended charges criminal
His following was shrinking
And appeared less formidable
 
Could he reverse the direction
His fortunes were taking
And ease the degree
His ego was aching?

Friday, December 23, 2022

GOVERNING BY SUPOENA

 

Dems and patriotic Republicans
Have given MAGA Republicans a break
A long-term budget has been passed
So MAGAs can now play as in recreate
 
And their idea of playing and recreating
Is government by subpoena
They plan on reliving
Their Benghazi nirvana

Thursday, December 22, 2022

NOT KIDDING ANYONE

 

Republicans may forcefully proclaim
They only want a short-term budget act
So come the new Congress
Their agenda will have a clear track
 
But if truth be told
Many of them are secretly overjoyed
To have Dems bear the political fallout
Of the hard decisions any budget can’t avoid

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

ZELENSKY IN DC

 

Ukrainian President Zelensky
Came to DC
Spoke to Biden and Congress
Received praise and aid for his country
 
But the end of his country’s struggle
Is not within sight
The obstacle is Comrade Putin
He’s gotta go
Only then will there be
An end to the show

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

THE TAX RETURNS, FINALLY

 

Apparently the nation will see finally
The Orange Loser’s tax returns
Redacted versions anyway
The House Ways and Means Committee
Acted in the nick of time
Before the MAGAs become
Top dog in the House tepee

Monday, December 19, 2022

MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOSER

 

Liz Cheney and company said
“Merry Christmas, Loser”
We’re telling the DOJ
You’re an insurrection instigator
 
Your presidency was a low point
In the history of the nation
Democracy did survive
But it was a close question
 
MAGA Republicans naturally
Don’t agree with the action
They’d defend the Loser
No matter how blatant the infraction


Sunday, December 18, 2022

REVOLUTIONARY SPIRIT GONE BYE-BYE

 

Putin still in power?
What’s happened to
The Russian spirit of revolution?
Did the massive eruption
Of the early 1900s
And the following decades
Of totalitarian subjugation
Zap the desire and ability to confront
Governmental incompetence and corruption?

Saturday, December 17, 2022

JAN 6 CHRISTMAS GIFT

 

A Christmas gift is coming
To the Garrulous Orange Loser
Recommendations from the Jan 6 Committee
That the Loser and cronies be charged
With crimes more serious than profanity
Maybe even as significant as
Overthrowing governmental authority

Friday, December 16, 2022

DIGITAL TRADING CARDS

 

The Loquacious Orange Loser is grifting
Digital trading cards of himself
As if he were selling canned spam
How many MAGAs will contribute
To this latest scam?
 
The really scary thing
Is not with the Loser
It’s with those citizens who
Still worship that abuser

Thursday, December 15, 2022

HARRY AND MEGHAN

 

Harry and Meghan
Have found a lucrative gig
Bad mouthing their Royal Family
Pays off really big
 
Most of us
Who criticize our relatives
Get little more in return
Than creative expletives

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

UKRAINE ESCALATION?

 

Patriot missiles might be
On the way to Ukraine
Putin’s not happy
Can he be restrained?
 
He appears all in
On his criminal invasion
And if he can’t win
He’ll settle for devastation
 
Maybe it’s up to his countrymen
To show a little gumption
And send Comrade Putin
On a Siberian vacation

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

CIVICS

 

Remember high school civics?
Politics was benignly depicted
As cooperation and compromise
Motives were assumed laudatory
Disagreements were not dramatized
 
Wow! Talk about brain-washing young minds
Hey kids, got a surprise for you
Adult-world politics
Is a nasty back-stabbing zoo

Monday, December 12, 2022

"WE WOULDA WON"

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene says
“We woulda won”
If she and Steve Bannon had organized Jan 6
Marjorie, you’re turning your followers on
 
Especially those good ol’ boys
Who like their women feisty
And armed with an AR
Feisty, mean, and nasty
 
Kevin, you tender little fella
Are you ready for Majorie?
The backwoods of Georgia
Sends forth a different product
Than la-la land California

Sunday, December 11, 2022

INVESTIGATIONS A’COMING

 

Are House Republicans interested in
Passing useful legislation?
Most of them prefer
Investigation, investigation, investigation
 
Like back when Trey Gowdy and company
Spent years investigating Benghazi
Until Hillary was sufficiently smeared
To not achieve the Presidency

Saturday, December 10, 2022

KYRSTEN SINEMA ASSERTS HERSELF

 

I don’t play well with others
In effect said Senator Kyrsten Sinema
So take your party and shove it
Besides, I like a little drama
 
So Kyrsten is on her own
But her status is a bit murky
She will still maybe sorta caucus with
The Democratic Party

Friday, December 09, 2022

ON THE INFLATION TRAIN

 

Got notice recently
About a nice increase in Social Security
This was probably for meritorious performance
Or maybe an inflation thingy
 
If so, let’s have more inflation
Us old folks will get rich
And the youngsters might get
A bigger inheritance

Thursday, December 08, 2022

TSUNAMI A’COMING

 

A tsunami is drawing near
The Loquacious Orange Loser
Stands in its path
Congress, courts, and justice offices
Are bringing serious wrath
And the Loser’s not helping
By practicing poor political craft
 
Could the Loser end up in the slammer?
Probably unlikely
But it’s certainly enjoyable
Imagining him in a cell
Urinating in a pot
As his world goes to hell

Wednesday, December 07, 2022

GOUT IS BACK

 

Gout has returned
This time to the elbow
Maybe it got tired
Of the smelly big toe
 
Wonder if
The Loquacious Orange Loser
Has bouts of gout?
Probably not, he isn’t a boozer
 
But it’s entertaining to imagine him
In excruciating agony
As the nasty gout devils
Exercise their brutality

Tuesday, December 06, 2022

GEORGIA SENATE RACE

 

The early ballots are in
Warnock has this won
Hold on there, Chunky
This thing is not done
 
Okay, okay, okay
We’ll try to restrain
Opps, here come Herschel
Now he’s the front train
 
So it goes
Left and right
Keeping the nation up
Far into the night
 
Well, getting pretty late
Time for bed
We’ll find out in the morning
Who came out ahead
 
Just got up to tinkle
Learned Warnock was on top
Chalk up another loss
To the Mar-a-Lago flop

Monday, December 05, 2022

SHELLACKING OR SMACKING

 

The final episode
Of the ’22 election drama
Is now underway
On a rainy night in Georgia
 
The outcome will determine
Whether nationally the GOP
Took a shellacking
Or just a bit of a smacking

Sunday, December 04, 2022

SQUEAKERS

 

Warnock and Walker
Approaching the finish line
Polls showing their separation
Being not much more than a dime
 
Speaking of squeakers
Kevin no-backbone McCarthy
Wants to be House Speaker
If he manages to succeed
It will just be a squeaker

Saturday, December 03, 2022

CONSTITUTION IS THE CULPRIT

 

The Loquacious Orange Loser
Has found a new foe
He sees the U.S. Constitution
As responsible for his woe
 
Maybe he’s preparing for
The handwriting on the wall
The law is coming for him
And he may finally fall
 
His only hope then
Is another insurrection
Something frowned on
By the Constitution

Friday, December 02, 2022

GUNS AND CONSTITUTIONAL ORIGINALISM

 

Cranky’s taking a break

From verse for a day
But have no sorrow
Verse will return
Likely tomorrow

Two barriers prevent effective, meaningful, and pervasive regulation of guns in the United States. The first is a deeply held political belief that guns equal freedom. This ideological stance was not particularly entrenched for much of the nation’s history. Its current widespread viability can be attributed to the National Rifle Association’s efforts and hardline propaganda dating back to the 1970s.

The second barrier to effective gun regulation is the oddly worded Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution and its judicial interpretations.

          This summary is focused primarily on the second barrier, the Constitution’s Second Amendment. The first barrier, the political belief that guns equal freedom, would require a thorough examination of the national psyche and perhaps multiple sessions with a national psychiatrist.

          Removing the Second Amendment as a major barrier to effective gun regulation could take one of three approaches.

          First, the Constitution itself could be amended by eliminating the Second Amendment or by clearing up its weird wording (principally the militia reference) and explicitly narrowing its scope. This would be the most direct approach but also the most formidable. Amending the Constitution on a contentious issue is an uphill, long-term endeavor.

         Second, the currently popular and close-to-dominant originalist avenue to constitutional interpretation could be curtailed. In general, originalism mandates interpreting the words of the Constitution with their meanings at the time of their adoption. At the extreme, this can lead to a brain-dead document that is a barrier to meaningful action on modern problems.

         Putting originalism back in its cage would also be a long-term formidable endeavor, but perhaps a bit more practical than the amending route. Outside of changing the minds of current Supreme Court Justices, the approach would require waiting on the departure of current originalists and appointing more realistic Justices in their place. Of course, this also requires like-minded Presidents and Congresses.

         The third approach to lessening the current rigidity of the Second Amendment is to take the opposite view of originalism and go all in on the concept. Constitutional provisions can only mean what the words meant when they were adopted? Then “arms” in the Second Amendment can only refer to ye ol’ flintlock and similar artifacts. “Arms” do not include AR-15s and other modern weapons, which thus are not covered by the Second Amendment.

         Of the three approaches to reducing the Second Amendment barrier to effective gun regulation, the second seems the most realistic. But re-educating current Justices on the absurdity of strict originalism and waiting on the appointment of less narrow-minded new Justices will take some time.

         Meanwhile, work could proceed on the first barrier to effective gun regulation--the guns equal freedom equation—and the national mental therapy needed to put this historical aberration in its place.

Thursday, December 01, 2022

LOSER LOSES AGAIN

 

A federal appeals court just overturned
The special master appointment
By a federal district court judge
Thus saying in effect
To the judge and the Orange Loser
Negative on this
Weird legal maneuver