OZ STRUGGLES WITH GEOGRAPHY

 

In a Fox TV interview
Doc Oz implied that Pennsylvania
Had an Atlantic Ocean coast
Perhaps geography isn’t a subject
About which he can boast
 
Or perhaps he was alluding to
A possible climate change consequence
Of New Jersey and Delaware
Being underwater and no longer in existence
 
Or perhaps he is confused
About the state in which he’s running
New Jersey where he lives
Or Pennsylvania where he’s campaigning