ELECTION MESS

Primary day in several states
Including Pennsylvania
Based on the contestants
You might think it’s Transylvania
 
As their gubernatorial candidate
Penn Republicans selected a Trumper
Not a quiet restrained Trumper
But a loud, brash, exaggerating
Stolen election believer
 
Their senatorial selection
Was going down to the wire
Between a hedge fund CEO
And a New Jersey immigrant on fire
 
Meanwhile in North Carolina
Madison Cawthorn the whirling dervish
Dug his hole much too deep
Making even Republicans squeamish