The outgoing Wannabe
Emperor
Is planning for himself
A ceremonial exit
Celebrating all his great stuff
The exit just might include
A twenty-one gun salute
Which presents an opportunity
For more fun than just a big shoot
If the military wanted
To play a little joke
It could replace shells that go BANG
With shells that just exude smoke
That of course would make
The Orange Hoax very irate
All the more reason
To put the option on the plate
Is planning for himself
A ceremonial exit
Celebrating all his great stuff
The exit just might include
A twenty-one gun salute
Which presents an opportunity
For more fun than just a big shoot
If the military wanted
To play a little joke
It could replace shells that go BANG
With shells that just exude smoke
That of course would make
The Orange Hoax very irate
All the more reason
To put the option on the plate
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