APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT

 

Our long national nightmare
Is almost done
Thirteen days to go
And then no more fun
 
Enough time for impeachment?
Or the 25th Amendment?
A more feasible penalty
Might be an informal confinement
 
Take away his golf clubs
Put him in Camp David’s wood
Unplug his TV
Bury his twitter under the hood
 
Put his toilet on weak flush
His shower on drip
Limit his diet to green veggies
And spicy hot Cajun dip