WILL HE PARDON THE TURKEY?

 

The Orange Hoax is scheduled to pardon
The Thanksgiving turkey next week
But so foul is the Hoax’s mood
The bird might end up as meat
 
The Hoax walks out with a knife
And grabs the bird by its long neck
Performs a decapitation
And creates a bloody wreck
 
The Hoax’s base explodes with applause
And words very vitriolic
The poor slaughter bird is
For the nation symbolic