TASER DEBATE

 

The great challenge before the nation
Is an out-of-control debater
Debating is not really what he does
He’s more of a ranter and raver
 
One suggestion is
To cut off his microphone
Another possibility is
Throw him a meaty bone
 
But what really might work
Is an electrical shock of some sort
A taser, for example
That would be quite a sport
 
The moderator says
“I warned you Mr. President”
And zaps him with a blast
He’s left whimpering and quivering
Unable to even pass gas