MIKE, MITCH, AND RUDY

 

Is VP Mike Pence
An essential employee?
That’s what he claims
As he campaigns enthusiastically
 
His staff has been decimated
By the covid virus
Yet it’s apparently essential
To campaign for His Orange Highness
 
Moscow Mitch McConnell
Is bruised and battered
But he says everything’s okay
Never mind that he looks shattered
 
Rudy Giuliani says
He was adjusting his jockey
Some contend however
That he was spanking the monkey