Sunday, May 31, 2020

AMERICA BEING TESTED


A Black Man died
When a law officer knelt on his neck
And many Caucasians say
“What the heck”

Some don’t get the anger
Some get the anger
But not the violent reaction
Some are just racists
Primed to their own violent action

And failing to exercise national leadership
In this time of great need
Is a narcissistic individual
Who is capable only of personal greed

Saturday, May 30, 2020

ORANGE HOAX PUZZLED


The Orange Hoax wants to sic troops
On those protesting police conduct
He’s itching to show he’s a tough guy
And in this instance doesn’t want to pass the buck

His base would be wowed
By a use of excessive force
Many are from the crowd
That appreciates a racist boss

tRump’s only hesitancy
Is that politics is his main motivation
And he can’t quite figure out
The politics of this situation

Being tough on demonstrators
Would please many of his followers
But would not likely gain him more adherents
Beyond a few right-wing agitators

Friday, May 29, 2020

PRESIDENT THUG


There’s a thug in the White House
Who doesn’t understand
When a cop allegedly committed murder
The outrage exploded and ran

Yes, the reaction was violent
But though violence may not be acceptable
it is sometimes explainable
And regrettably even unavoidable

Characterizing the participants as “thugs”
Shows a very, very small heart
And an even smaller intellect
But by electing tRump
That’s what the nation bought

Thursday, May 28, 2020

SOCIAL MEDIA TOO MUCH TO HANDLE


Social media is attacking
The world’s little mind
It is making just being alive
A significant crime

It has weaponized words
Discourse and discussion
Has increased the level of rancor
Throughout the nation

Its proper use requires
Maturity and thought
Qualities obviously lacking in
What our political system has wrought

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

ORANGE HOAX VERSUS TWITTER


Lying on Twitter
Is what the Orange Hoax does
So he’s upset that
Twitter is creating a buzz

By noting locations of
Truthful information
To counter his lies
And to educate the nation

The Odious Orange Outrage is threatening
Some significant penalties
For social media platforms
That in his view are Presidential enemies

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

RESPONSIBILITY? WHAT’S THAT?


In an obvious effort
To distract from 100,000 deaths
The Odious Orange Outrage is changing
The subject with every breath

He claims achievements
He’s never achieved
He denies responsibility
For responsibilities he hasn’t perceived

Indeed responsibility is something
He doesn’t understand
In his mind responsibility
Is not part of the plan

And yet he’s responsible
For this nation of ours
A responsibility he rejects
As requiring far too many hours

Monday, May 25, 2020

MEMORABLE MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND


It has been a memorable Memorial Day weekend
Of social distancy versus intimacy
Of non-maskers versus maskers
Of rebellion versus acceptance of authority

The American love of making
Mountains out of molehills
Was very much in evidence
But not in evidence were
Any covid-cure pills

Between golfing and tweeting
The Odious Orange Outrage
Kept the pot boiling
He always finds a stage
For his nasty trolling

He did lay a wreath
At Arlington National Cemetery
Limping stoically forward
Through bone spur pain extraordinary

Sunday, May 24, 2020

PBS MEMORIAL DAY CONCERT


The National Memorial Day Concert
Was held this evening
Some years it’s better than others
This year was most pleasing

In this time of acrimony
Of political posing and posturing
It was a reminder that America is more
Than a victim of pandemic bickering

We have people who unselfishly
Serve their nation, states, and communities
We owe them our gratitude
And should learn from their priorities

Saturday, May 23, 2020

MEMORIAL OR PANDEMIC DAY?


The Odious Orange Outrage
Had his first golf outing in weeks
A distant photo showed
He still has pudgy rear cheeks

So the nation’s Memorial Day weekend
Is a hiccup in the Pandemic
Which is dominating the nation
And causing many to panic

Will the next holiday be better?
Come July Fourth and Labor Day
Will we still be constrained
In our efforts to play?

And will the Orange Hoax
Still be hauling around
Enough excess lard
To support a small town?

Friday, May 22, 2020

IG STUFF; CHURCHES


The Orange Hoax has gone after
Another Inspector General
This one was allegedly threatening
A Cabinet official

Who also happens to be
Spouse of the Senate Majority Honcho
Talk about doing a favor
This appears just blatant corruption mojo

On another matter
The Orange Hoax is adamant
That churches open their doors
And counter congregation abandonment

He’s taking a dictatorial approach
Saying he is the authority
And Governors must comply
So get yourself to church
Or he’ll stick a finger in your eye

Thursday, May 21, 2020

DID HE WEAR A MASK?


The Odious Orange Outrage
Claims he wore a mask
While in a Ford plant
Checking on their covid task

But who takes this guy
At his word?
He’s proven himself
To be a lying nerd

Maybe at this point
We shouldn’t care
About the Orange Hoax’s conduct
Only his hair

When will that coloring
Be fully understood?
No one seventy years old
Has that sort of natural hood

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

DON’T YOU DARE VOTE!


The Odious Orange Outrage
Wants to limit voters
To those who only vote for him
And he doesn’t want any doubters

He himself has voted absentee
But apparently that’s only for him
Not for lesser mortals
Who might reject him on a whim

The Orange Hoax is laying the groundwork
For rejecting a defeat in November
He will find voter fraud pervasive
And therefor he won’t surrender

He may not actually cause
A Constitutional crisis
But the transfer of power will be sullied
By his belligerent stubbornness

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

WHITE HOUSE BULLETIN


The Odious Orange Outage
Is injecting bleach into his rump
His doctor agreed with the action
To shut the boss up

A few words of caution
That was fake news
No need to get upset
And feel the blues

Here’s a suggestion to the media
Stop with tRump’s medical regime
Let him experiment all he wants
Even if it includes chugging Mr. Clean

Any citizen who is persuaded
By the example of a simpleton
Doesn’t need the media’s help
To fry his insides well-done

Monday, May 18, 2020

HIS OWN DOCTOR


tRump said he had lost confidence
In the State Department IG
Well, many Americans have lost confidence
In the reality show President from TV

He’s turned out to be a hoax
A most colossal fake
A congenital liar
And a really sneaky snake

Today he ‘fessed up
To using hydroxychloroquine
Which is so against medical opinion
As to amount to a medical sin

Wanna follow his lead?
Maybe you won’t be harmed
But watch very carefully
Your life might not be as charmed

Sunday, May 17, 2020

LET'S RALLY!


Isn’t there a rally somewhere
To which the Orange One can go
Where he can entertain his followers
And they can feed his ego?

While the sane portion of the nation
Struggles with the difficulties brought
By adjusting to a new environment
And the changes it has wrought

tRump and his hoard
Of mentally challenged supporters
Are just making noise
While the rest of us are attempting
To solve problems and maintain our poise

Saturday, May 16, 2020

FIRE THE COPS!


The Odious Orange Outrage
Has declared war on
Federal Inspector Generals
He wants them gone

They are hindering his quest
For freedom from oversight
A freedom he needs
To keep his corruption outta sight

So he goes after federal IGs
But really it’s no big deal
His followers long ago
Gave him permission to steal

The Republican Party’s tolerance
For corruption is deeply ingrained
So most Republicans won’t make waves
Over tRump’s legal and moral disdain

Friday, May 15, 2020

GET BACK TO WORK


The Odious Orange Outrage
Says a vaccine is coming
But even if it isn’t
You need to return to work
And he’s not joking

Nor are some of his
Deranged whack-job followers
Who object to government
Interfering with their dollars

The anti-government crowd
Is making a lotta noise
They apparently prefer death
To a cooperative peaceful poise

Thus they have
True tea party mentality
Creating a war rather than
Solving problems for posterity

Thursday, May 14, 2020

BUDGET DEFICITS


Balanced federal budgets are finished
Gone, kaput, done
Given the kiss of death
By a pandemic more scorching than the sun

The last balanced federal budget
Was a product of spend-crazed liberal toadies
Specifically, that Arkansas crowd
Of Bill Clinton and his cronies

Then came Bush-Cheney
And deficits beyond comprehension
Followed by Obama
Who was throttled by the Great Recession

And finally we have
Debt-loving tRump
Who has made a career
Of going bankrupt

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

A GREAT NATION?


How might one tell
If a nation is great?
If it survives a leader
Who is most definitely second-rate

If this is the criteria
America come November
Could show the world
She’s the greatest nation ever

But if the Odious Orange Outrage
Gets a second four-year term
America becomes an also-ran
And a victim of the stupid germ

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

MASKING


Masks have become
A cultural and political identifier
On one side is the conscientious citizen
On the other is the rabble-rousing agitator

The Odious Orange Outrage
Is more agitator than conscientious citizen
Thus we have a President
Who lacks the collective vision

He would rather rock the boat
Than engage in rational analysis
Tirades are preferred over
Compromise and consensus

Being anti-mask
Is a philosophical expression
A way of getting in the face
Of the thoughtful conscientious citizen

Monday, May 11, 2020

TESTING


If you want a test
You can get a test
So said the Odious Orange Outrage
Except when you can’t get a test
You must not want a test
Now get off my Orange stage

tRump was playing word games
Often called lying
But it’s not a lie if you believe it
So stop your crying

What tRump accomplished
In Monday’s presser
Was to totally muddy the testing issue
And show he has the brain of a hamster

He concluded the presser
With an attack on a journalist
Who as a Chinese-American female
Was fair game for the Orange racist

Sunday, May 10, 2020

QUARANTINE PENCE?


Should VP Pence be quarantined?
You’re goldarn right he should
His press secretary tested positive
And should be wearing a hood

And how about tRump?
He too should be in isolation
For his own good
And for the mental health of the nation

Where in the pandemic planning
Was discussion of the situation
Of the nation being in the hands of
An incompetent Administration?

The best planning possible
Cannot really overcome
The absence of managers capable
Of making the government run

Despite promises to get
Only the very best talent
tRump has put together
A group in which talent is largely absent

Saturday, May 09, 2020

CHAOTIC


Obama hit the nail on the head
Chaotic is an apt description
Of the Odious Orange Outrage’s
Pathetic Administration

Indeed for sheer incompetence
tRump’s reality show
Is unmatched in the nation’s history
And to its international prestige a real blow

When other world leaders
Are snickering behind our backs
We know our country’s reputation
Has fallen down a crack

America once a great nation
Instead of making it great again
tRump is dragging it back
to before it even began

Friday, May 08, 2020

COVID ANIMAL PENETRATES WHITE HOUSE


The covid animal
Has penetrated the White House
Staffers are testing positive
For the nasty virus

Will the Odious Orange Outrage
Avoid the bug?
It would be a shame if he had
To remove his moldy hair rug

So how many of the staff
Will be affected?
Wouldn’t it be great if we
Could pick who’s selected?

Not that you should
Wish anyone evil
But if someone has to get it
A few candidates are conceivable

Thursday, May 07, 2020

LIARS


Liar Michael Flynn
Is off the hook
Even after being
Convicted by the book

Liar Orange Trump
Brought about this result
Through Attorney General Barr
His legal chump

The corruption around
tRump’s crowd
Is at a level that would
Make a banana republic proud

And the Grand Old Party
Stands idly by
Sinking ever further
Into the political pigsty

Wednesday, May 06, 2020

PREDICTION FROM THE ORANGE OUTRAGE


A tremendous transition in the third quarter
So predicts tRump
And a “Great” economy very soon
Once we get over the hump

Unless of course people get cautious
And don’t return to recklessness
Which would certainly disappoint
His most royal highness

Then he would have another enemy
To blame for his failures
People not playing his game
Of embracing hazardous behaviors