TESTING

If you want a test

You can get a test

So said the Odious Orange Outrage

Except when you can’t get a test

You must not want a test

Now get off my Orange stage

tRump was playing word games

Often called lying

But it’s not a lie if you believe it

So stop your crying

What tRump accomplished

In Monday’s presser

Was to totally muddy the testing issue

And show he has the brain of a hamster

He concluded the presser

With an attack on a journalist

Who as a Chinese-American female

Was fair game for the Orange racist