Dear Nancy
Please don’t
impeach me
I’m
really a perfect guy
I’ll even
bake you
A mincemeat
pie
You have
to realize
I like to
goof around
The nasty
things I say
I’m just
being a clown
OK, so
some people
Tend to
take me seriously
But I’m
just yanking their chain
I don’t
mean it really
My Senate
Republican flunkies
Won’t
carry out the impeachment
They’ll
only find me guilty
Of providing
comedic entertainment
And then
you and I
Can start
our relationship anew
This time
I’ll be better
Believe
that and you’ve got a loose screw
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