Saturday, December 07, 2019

FLUSHING PROTOCOL



The Odious Orange Outrage
Claims to flush the commode
Ten to fifteen times
Just to wash out a load

Sounds about right for him
Given the consistency of the poop
He throws at us each day
The stuff is as yucky as wet cement
And just wants to stay

Incidentally, as fastidious as he is
After his trousers drop
He likely has some odd ritual
As he waits for the brown nuggets to plop

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