FLUSHING GAP

In Russia you flush once

And the stuff is gone

Heading for the Black Sea

Or the Artic zone

But in the nation of freedom

We can’t get free of the need

To flush multiple times

Requiring the arms of a centipede

Putin plops down

Then he’s done and gone

But the Orange Potus’ effort

Is very much prolong

The nation faces a flushing gap

That must be quickly addressed

Else with pants ‘round our ankles

Our greatness will be in distress