THE COLONIAL AIR FORCE

History is a great thing

Particularly when facts don’t matter

You can say ridiculous stuff

As you chatter, chatter, chatter

The Colonials were bogged down

Just outside of Yorktown

And then the Colonial Air Force

Arrived on the scene

Dropping fiery napalm

Making the British scream

Napalm also saved the day

For the North at Shiloh

A few sorties over Johnny Reb

And he said Goodbye-o

Johnny Reb had

An Air Force also

Only the pilots were usually

Too inebriated to go