INFESTATION

The Odious Orange Outrage

Is concerned about infestation

And he has no trouble finding it

Where Democrats are in habitation

You get the feeling

He has a real fear

Of the nasty things he envisions

Lesser mortals do with their gear

Infestation makes him queasy

Has him reaching for his wipes

Never know what you might confront

When you turn out the lights

Even when he was young

And grabbing all those crotches

He still was very careful

To avoid unclean crevices

Wipe stuff down

Before you offer candy

That way you avoid

The really big nasty