Friday, March 01, 2019

LITTLE JARED'S SECURITY CLEARANCE


For poor little Jared
A security clearance was not to be
Until the National Emergency intervened
And said “he’s with me”

But the National Emergency himself
With his questionable financial activities,
Extra-marital affairs, serial fabrications,
And secret foreign involvements
Probably couldn’t get a clearance much higher
Than inspector of lavatory movements

The fact that he has access
To the nation’s deepest secrets
Is not very comforting
Except to Putin and the Soviets

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