The National Emergency
Is a man of action
(Though with tiny hands)
He goes for superlatives
And expects a favorable reaction
So let’s applaud him
For the highest trade deficit ever
As well as a budget deficit
That is becoming quite stellar
In his business career
He knew how to handle deficits
Just file for bankruptcy
And stiff those pesky peasants
Thus be prepared America
For a wild ride
As we explore national bankruptcy
To stem the deficit tide
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