TRUMP'S STEEL SLAT SHUTDOWN

Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Fox

Told the Giant Orange Puppet

To stop being a wuss

And shut down the Government

He sprang to attention, saluted right smartly,

And responded “Done”

Now let me get to Mar-a-Lago

Before the setting of the sun

Because of the Puppet’s insistence

On an barrier of steel slats

Close to half a million federal workers

Won’t be getting paychecks.

So thanks Ann, Rush, and Company

For exercising your hypnotic control

Over your Giant Orange Puppet

To drive the economy further into a hole