Sunday, December 30, 2018

NEGOTIATION 101


The Large Orange Negotiator
Tried to get really fancy
In a public negotiation
With Democrats Chuck and Nancy

He called in the cameras
And with straight man Mike Pence
Proceeded to show us
That he has no sense

He got mightily flustered
And ended up proclaiming
He would own a shutdown
And not others be blaming

So this inept one
Who talked himself into a hole
Is the greatest negotiator ever?
That claim seems a bit too bold

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