HELLUVA WITNESS

 

Giuliani’s witness Melissa Carone
Is a tRump voter extraordinaire
And did you catch that head
Of really serious hair?
 
Mrs. Carone is probably
A very fine person
But as a credible witness
She’s really hurtin’
 
What will the Orange Hoax
Say Saturday in Georgia?
Will he continue demeaning
The state’s Republican Governor?

FORTY SIX MINUTES OF YUCK

 

The most important speech
Of his Presidency
Was how the Orange Hoax described
A forty six minute absurdity
 
He ranted and raved
About alleged election fraud
But offered no evidence
Just fabrications, and logic much flawed
 
The newly pardoned Michael Flynn
Has announced his return
With a call for martial law
The Constitution apparently of no concern

WILL THE SUPREMES GET THEIR SHOT?

 
When will the Supremes
Get to opine on the election?
When will the Orange Hoax
Push the matter in their direction?
 
Is he waiting for Giuliani
To select the best case?
If so it might be awhile
Before things get to first base
 
Maybe the Hoax is reluctant
To get a definitive Supreme Court ruling
The likely negative result
Would just leaving him stewing
 
Maybe better to have uncertainty
Than a High Court slap in the face
He can make uncertainty
Sound like he won the race

BARR SAYS NO FRAUD

 

AG Barr says no fraud
How soon will it be before
It’s “Former” AG Barr
And he’s escorted out the door?
 
So Republican state officials
And Republicans in the Administration
Are saying tRump is all wet
Will now finally Congressional Republicans
Get up off the deck?
 
Mitch and his cronies
Are certainly not a brave lot
But with the AG at their backs
It could stiffen their spines somewhat

DEMOCRACY’S SO FRUSTRATING

 

The Odious Orange Outrageous Ogre
Finds democracy frustrating
Not like his family business
Which he ran by dictating
 
Things weren’t going right?
Throw a tantrum demanding action
Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr.
Would hop to attention
 
Daddy’s having a fit
We need to calm him down
Else our tottering organization
Will sink into the ground

JOE INJURES FOOT

 

Joe injured his foot
Watch your health, Buddy
Maybe sequester yourself
Until January twenty
 
“Biden did not get
Eighty million votes”
Has become the mantra
Of the Orange Hoax
 
When the Hoax is out of office
Will the media resist
The Siren call of covering him
Or will his ubiquitousness persist?

HIS OWN WORST ENEMY

 

The Orange Hoax is spending Thanksgiving
Hanging at Camp David
Cursing Biden, voters
And especially covid
 
He can’t decide what has been
His worst adversary
What has brought the most damage
To his Presidency
 
But all he needs do
Is look into a mirror
The image he sees
Is his adversarial superior

TINY DESK FOR A TINY PRESIDENT

 

“I’m the President of the United States
Don’t ever talk to the President that way”
I’m gonna sit at this tiny desk
Until my orange hair turns grey
 
A tiny desk for
A man with tiny hands
And perhaps other appendages
Such as reproductive glands
 
Is the Supreme Court
About to get its chance
To chime in on the election
And prolong the Hoax’s farcical dance?

CHAMPION OF FABRICATIONS

Thanksgiving is here

Whats to be thankful for?

That the Odious Orange Outrageous Ogre

Will soon be out the door

Many more pardons

A few more executions

And then it’s goodbye

To the Champion of Fabrications

PARDONS COMMENCE

 

The Odious Orange Outrageous Ogre
Is beginning his farewell pardon barrage
Given the corruption of his Administration
The final number could be quite large
 
Will he preemptively pardon
Members of his family?
Don Jr. and Eric
Think that would be dandy
 
Ivanka might also
Be quite grateful
Hasn’t she been running a business
From a White House cubicle?
 
And of course
There’s the Hoax himself
Given his uncertain future
He might want
A pardon in his quiver

REALITY SETTING IN

With the Michigan certification

And the GSA-authorized transition

Reality is setting in and the tRump era

May be approaching termination

 

Dominating our lives

For the last four years

The Odious Orange Bloviator

Will no longer be the source of tears

 

But we have

Two months to go

Time enough for

A grand finale show

SIDNEY AND RUDY

 

Sidney and Rudy
Make quite a team
Attempting to move the Orange Hoax
Against history’s stream
 
But today has stymied their efforts
GSA authorized the transition
Michigan certified results
And some Republicans have even
Cut down on the insults
 
But back to Sidney and Rudy
Rarely has a legal alliance
Embraced such a degree
Of outright incompetence

VOTING AND DEMOCRACY

 

The Odious Orange Outrageous Ogre
Is treating voting as a malignancy
And not as a fundamental
Component of democracy
 
And too many Republicans
Are not objecting to the strategy
Of disenfranchising voters
To create an autocracy
 
What will be the lasting impact
Of the Hoax’s mutation
Of Presidential conduct
For his personal gratification?
 
Hopefully he’s an aberration
A harmless blip on the screen
And not a permanent change
in the historic scene

FOUNDING FATHERS LOOK DOWN

 

The Odious Orange Outrageous Ogre
Is playing tough
He wants you to believe
He’s still got his stuff
 
Only OOOO’s stuff
Is mostly hot air
Very little substance
More like a wink and a prayer
 
The Founding Fathers are looking down
Kicking themselves for not foreseeing
The possibility of such a clown

TARGET: ELECTION WORKERS

 

Disrupting election certifications
Is the Orange Hoax’s latest strategy
If he can capture the process
He might retain his White House residency
 
No prior President
Has so blatantly tried
To subvert the electoral process
With such a direct broadside
 
Disenfranchising voters
Is the name of his game
Don’t count votes and let
Election workers take the blame

CHAOS, DISRUPTION, AND RUDY

 

The Odious Orange Outrage
Is exploring all possibilities
Personal, political, legal, judicial
In his search for election vulnerabilities
 
The resulting chaos and disruption
Are to him of no concern
If he can find an opening
Then burn baby burn
 
Meanwhile he is AWOL
From the covid tsunami
That is engulfing the nation
And leaving him living in infamy
 
And meanwhile again
Didja’ catch Giuliani’s hair dye
Wandering down his face
Like a drunken fly?

WILL HE PARDON THE TURKEY?

 

The Orange Hoax is scheduled to pardon
The Thanksgiving turkey next week
But so foul is the Hoax’s mood
The bird might end up as meat
 
The Hoax walks out with a knife
And grabs the bird by its long neck
Performs a decapitation
And creates a bloody wreck
 
The Hoax’s base explodes with applause
And words very vitriolic
The poor slaughter bird is
For the nation symbolic

HIT AND RUN PRESIDENCY

 

The Orange Hoax’s exit
Is beginning to resemble
A hit and run disaster
Leaving a mess monumental
 
Clinging desperately to
The Presidential spotlight
Trying to avoid the loneliness
Of the political night
 
And if he leaves a mess
For his successor
So much the better
It’ll punish the nation properly
For ending his autocracy

BIG ORANGE BABY

 

The Big Orange Baby
Has decided to end
The nation’s involvement in
Iraq and Afghanistan
He apparently sees it

as his legacy

Or maybe just a way
To flip off history
 
The Orange Hoax continues
To insist he won the election
He refuses to accept
That he sustained a massive rejection

REPUBLICANS GET D- IN MORALITY 101

 

Republicans are complicit
In the Orange Hoax’s obsession
To divide Americans by
Claiming a rigged election
 
Moscow Mitch especially
As Senate Majority Leader
He should be putting country before
The Orange Chaos Breeder
 
Far too many citizens
Are gullible for autocratic preaching
Republican politicians should not be
Contributing to the screeching