LAWYERING THE NATION TO OBLIVION

 

The argument of the Orange Huckster’s attorney
Before the Supreme Court
That Presidential immunity was absolute
Was met with skepticism
Except from Justice Alito and company
Who seemed determined to find
A special Huckster immunity
 
The Presidential immunity matter
Could be a legal abyss
Of picayune issues
That take years to address
 
What’s the difference between
Official and non-official acts?
Is Presidential urination, for example
Official or non-official?
Might depend on the context
And on analyzing a sample