ENOUGH WITH THE GAMBLING ADS

 

Gambling ads on the radio and TV
Often end with a quickly-stated invitation
If you have a gambling problem
Call this destination
 
What is likely if you call the number?
“I’ve got a gambling problem”
“Tell me about it, Sir”
“If I hear many more freakin’ gambling ads
I might be pushed to mayhem”
 
“Wrong number, Sir
The mayhem number
Can be found elsewhere
The gambling industry is not concerned about
The state of national welfare
Only about your hesitancy
To tap your wealth for the industry’s share”