PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

 

The Orange Huckster begins
By calling Joe “Obama”
Joe responds by addressing
The Huckster as “Ivanka”
The give and take commences
“You’re really senile”
“Well, you're ahead of me

By a country mile”

The debate moderator intercedes
“This is an exercise in futility
Both you gentlemen belong
In an old codger’s facility”